|"Ooooh, look who I found!"|
"Uhh ..... hello."
Yep. Sock Monkey! And do you know ... I have decided to be friends! I mean, come on! I'm FIVE now. I can be friends with Sock Monkey!
Mom asked us to pose together and I showed her I put all that "I'd love to rip Sock Monkey apart" stuff behind me!
|"Seriously. You can leave the room and everything, Mom. We're FRIENDS!"|
|"Oh, sure! I might grab my best friend and sister Cam by the neck and throw her around a bit, |
but that's just playing!!!"
"Help me ..."
I don't think I convinced Mom. Or Sock Monkey. I REALLY tried to look innocent and snuggly and stuff, too, but Mom wouldn't turn her back on us. Or get much further than 6 feet away.
Next year, Sock Monkey. NEXT YEAR, you'll be mine!