|"Want to know what it is?"|
|"OK. Let me make sure I've got this right ..."|
|"Yep. Yep, this is one thing I know for sure."|
Ready? Here it is: the ottoman is not only comfy, but I look really cute on it. Not to brag, but if I didn't, I'm sure Mom would have been doing that funny "NoNoMaggieNoNo" thing.
Conclusion thus far: I otto-be allowed on the ottoman!
PS: Still working on the rest of the mystery!