Someone

Greetings to all, it's ... someone.  Ragnar and an anonymous Siberian had a major league grooming session yesterday.  By all accounts, both pups were extremely cooperative.

"That really wasn't bad; I had a ton of loose floof.  I liked Mom using the blower on me."
"I refuse to let my floof fly.  Yet."

"Yeah, but Mag--oh, rats."
"I'm ANONYMOUS, Raggi!!!"
"Well, now that your identity has been revealed, can we lose the glasses?"

"Smile, puppies!!!"
"How's this, Mom?"
"That's going way too far."

How am I supposed to maintain my reputation around here if it's let out that I'm being cooperative?!? 

Yours sincerely,

Margaret Anonymous Thatcher