|"No, really. I am."|
See, I was making sure no one broke into the house and stole the bed while Mom worked in the garden the other morning. You know. Guard Duty. Right. And then when Mom
|"Ha roo woo roo!"|
"Ha roo roo roo!!!"
We may not have seen Mom come in.
|"Nothing to see here, Mom!"|
"Yeah, not any more! I mean ... umm ... "
What can I say? There's nothing wrong with having a little fun while you're on Guard Duty -- right?!?