"Ooooh, look who I found!" "Uhh ..... hello." |
Yep. Sock Monkey! And do you know ... I have decided to be friends! I mean, come on! I'm FIVE now. I can be friends with Sock Monkey!
Mom asked us to pose together and I showed her I put all that "I'd love to rip Sock Monkey apart" stuff behind me!
"Seriously. You can leave the room and everything, Mom. We're FRIENDS!" "Ummm ..." |
"Oh, sure! I might grab my best friend and sister Cam by the neck and throw her around a bit, but that's just playing!!!" "Help me ..." |
I don't think I convinced Mom. Or Sock Monkey. I REALLY tried to look innocent and snuggly and stuff, too, but Mom wouldn't turn her back on us. Or get much further than 6 feet away.
Next year, Sock Monkey. NEXT YEAR, you'll be mine!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher