Greetings to all! It's me, Maggie, here with another session of
PMQs -
Questions to the Prime Minister. I know it's Tuesday, and last week I did this on Monday, and usually these Questions are conducted on Wednesdays ...
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| "Is anyone else's head spinning?" |
... but I was gone all day yesterday. I'll explain more about that shortly.
Our first question comes from that genius of a man-cat, one of my mentors,
Teddy Westlife! He wrote,
"Last week, I sat on the dining table in mum's spot and then took a nap. Have you done that yet, and did you see the photo my mum posted on Facebook about it?"
Oh, Mr. Westlife! How I long to be on top of tables or the counter!
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| "Leave the kitchen, Mom. Leave the kitchen!" |
But alas, they keep such close tabs on me here that I've only managed to snag a couple bites off dad's plate when Mom turns her back on me. I long for the day I can lull my mom into trusting me - then I'll be all set for a real treat!
As per the photo your mum posted to FaceBook -- do you mean this one?
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My mentor, Teddy Westlife
Photo used with permission |
Of course you do! You look SO cool up there, Mr. Westlife! And comfy, too. How I long to follow in your footsteps! (By the way, Zim said Auntie Trace must have been really proud of you or she wouldn't have posted that pic on FB!!! It's awesome.)
I haven't tried to lay on the table yet - and you know we have that silly "No Sibes Allowed On The Furniture" rule here. Yes, we're allowed on the bed, but that's it. As you know, one of my other mentors is my brilliant brother Zim! As his student, I have done this:
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| "What? Zim was keeping an eye on me. I'm fine." |
That's right - the Sitzbank! Please
click here for background info. This pleases Zimmie greatly!
I'm not the only one who has been seeing just how firm my mom is about that silly rule. Downstairs in the Studio, there is a wicker loveseat that looks really so very comfy. I'm usually busy running around playing when we go down there, but Cammie ... well, a picture's worth a thousand words, right?
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| "Oooooh, nice!" |
Ha roo roo roo!!! Go, Aunt Cammie!!! (For the record, she said she was channeling our great sister Stormy who was also not allowed on that loveseat. Please
click here for a great Ao4 flashback! It made our mom smile when Cam got up there, so I'm thinking we're close to tossing the rule out the window!)
Our kit-cat friends over at the
Beaded Tail wanted to know,
"Do you all have the same sleep schedule or is your mom up every four hours? Oh wait, maybe it's just that one of us wakes mom up every four hours!" Angel and Isabella, I thought I'd have Drill SGT Zim answer this one! Over to you, Zimmie!
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| "Ha roo!" |
Thanks, kid. I mean Madam Prime Minister. I can assure you, we let our parents sleep clean through until morning! Granted my idea of morning might be earlier than some would prefer -- like 3 or 4 a.m. -- but hey! I'm named after a Drill Sergeant! Getting up early is part of who I am!
I'm very pleased to report that the Prime Minister is also an early riser, thanks to me. She waits until I get up, then insists on coming out on early morning patrol with me. Cammie likes to wait an hour or more, then gets up and wants out. After that and a quick snack, the girls usually try to grab some more sack time. Me? I hang out with Dad, then catch cat naps throughout the day - as evidenced above.
So the short answer to your question, beautiful kit-cat girls, is we don't wake them up every four hours, but we
do make sure they get a nice, early start to the day! Back over to Maggie!
Thank you, Zimmie. ...
... here I am!
Our last question comes to us from
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie. Their query is,
"Do you have an off switch?" Hmm. Cammie said this might be one of those rhetorical questions, but we thought it might be a good idea to answer it anyway. Remember earlier I mentioned that I wasn't here all day yesterday? I spent the night at the Veterinary Health Center at Kansas State University -- AKA our vets! I had my big girl operation and now ...
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"Zzzz..." Can you see my pink tummy? |
... I'm pretty wiped out. It does look like someone hit my "off button", and Mom said that since she's supposed to keep me calm (no running, no jumping, no playing Crazed River Otter Games) for two weeks, she REALLY wishes she knew where it was! Sorry, Mom. I have one, but I'm not telling anyone where it is!
That's a wrap for this week's PMQs. If you have any questions for us, please leave it in the comments or zip us an email! Thanks for reading!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher