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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Me and the Non-Moat Monster

Sigh. Ha roo, everypup and everycat. It's me, Zim. Stormy showed you what has become of our now non-moat. Can you believe it? They filled the whole thing in with concrete. Sigh. I'm pretty bummed out about it, as you can imagine.


But if you think I'm sad, imagine how my potential moat monster feels about it!

The good people at Nuts Online sent him to me and I thought he'd be the perfect guy for the job. He was really psyched about it ... I had to go break the news to him.

Yeah... that's right, Moat Monster. Some bipeds filled it in with concrete!

He went a little nuts (perhaps because of where he came from)...

...but was cheered up a bit when Ammy came in and told us she saw a horse in the driveway.

Hee hee hee!

Saw (a) horse ... I should have known it was another one of her silly jokes! Sigh.

Oh, and do you see that, in the picture with Ams and the saw horse? The bipeds came back and put nice, warm blankies all over the non-moat so the concrete won't catch a cold or anything. Hrmph!

Moat Monster and I are going to go blow off some steam together.

Play bows,


  1. WOO WOO Zimmy

    Your Sister Ammy is so so funny - we are laughing hard at the horse!!! I hope you can find another great job for the moat monster!

    Thor and Marco Polo

  2. Woo are sooo lukhky to live with sucha khomedienne!

    I'm sure you'll find something else to suit your skills!


  3. Saw a horse.... BOL!!!


  4. Zim
    I'm sowwy about youw moat..I hope you and the moat monstew can cheew each othew up..I didn't know concwete can catch cold..does it even have a nose to wun?
    smoochie kisses

  5. Oh Zimmie, please don't be too sad. Maybe you should find Roger and play with him for a bit?

    Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

  6. I've just been catching up on this story, that would have been great fun to have a moat monster. It would have made your jobs as guard dogs so much easier!

    Butt wiggles, Meadow

  7. Ha rooos - Ammy did it again - she is so furry funny.

    Woos, the OP Pack

  8. Ha-roo roo roo, Ammy, woo are just tooooo furry funny!

    Maybe your Moat-Monster could work as a Shower Monster instead? Looks like he's got the equipment for that job, too. (Humom says those are adorable pictures of woo, Zim)

    Woos, Star & Jack a-roo

  9. Zimmie, cheer up dude. We don't like you to be sad. Ask Ammy to tell some more silly jokes and she'll keep us all laughin. Mom always calls us mud monsters after we play in the swampy backyard. She insists that we get all wiped down before coming into the house whan that happens, so you're better off not having a moat, really.

  10. BOL, Saw Horse, we love it!

    Our condolences to the nutty elephant, we're sure you'll find something else for the lil guy to do!

    M & I

  11. Wow. Your parents really added insult to injury. Not only did they let the concrete have the moat, but they are giving blankets to the concrete too! It's time for you to put your paw down and give them an ultimatum. Who do they love more? You or the concrete?