At first, I thought it meant shopping for catalogues, but then Stormy told me that before computers came around, people shopped through the mail. I thought I'd give it a whirl!
Dave and Mom have been working on something for my best friend Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat and Honorary Husky, so I thought it would be nice for ME to find something special to tuck into the package they send her. I started going through the 10,000 catalogues the mailman has brought lately when I hit pay-dirt!
BINGO!
A catalogue full of HAM! What could be more perfect? It's Huffle's most FAVORITE thing! They had smoked ham and spiral-sliced ham and maple-glazed ham and Virginia ham and honey-glazed ham and ... oh, more ham than you could imagine!
This one's even got the bone in it, so she could have something to enjoy later!
I thought it would be perfect. But then I thought about the customs guys. You know, since I'm in the US and Huffs is in Australia!
I wonder if those agents know Charlie the Big Dog? Anyway, I don't think I could get a ham past them. Then Ammy came up with a brilliant idea! Remember when she found the football tree? What if I sent Huffle a Ham Tree!!!!! Brilliant, Ammy! She found one for me at this link!
Now I just have to find a nursery that carries them... then Huffle can plant it in her garden and have ALL the ham she wants, whenever she wants it! Cool, huh?
That's what I've been up to!
Play bows,
Zim
Would that be more ham that one khould shake a bullystikhk at?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bubba Gump should enter the pork produkht market!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My Doggy Nanny gets bunches and bunches of khatalogues too! My poor pal JR The Mail Kharrier!
Zim, you and Ammy are BRILLIANT! I don't think I would have ever thought of a ham tree..maybe you could get Huffle to send you her extra bones!
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I call a tree!! Can you find a cake tree in any of those cool catalogues?
ReplyDeleteECHO
You're totally a great friend, Zim! Huffle will love a ham tree! Now, could you get me a bully stick tree?
ReplyDeleteSteve
Woo Woo!
ReplyDeleteDat's one cool ham tree! Duz you tink it grows more dan one ham? Der's 5 of us here and we'd each want one of our own.
Husky kisses,
Biloxi
Zimmie, you are the best friend a cat could ever ask for! All that hard work and research, just for me! And Ammy's idea of a ham tree is probably the best kind of tree I've ever heard of! I wonder where you get those from...?
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat
Purrr S: I'm excited about my Huffle Duffel to keep my mouses in too!
You're such a good gift giver! So thoughtful!
ReplyDeleteKaos
ooooo a ham tree! Let us know if you find a nursery that sells those! We'd love one too. Very smart Zim!
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Sunny&Scooter
and a special howdy to Dave :)
We like the ham idea. Perhaps if you mark one for customs those pups would let your package go through!!
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Nice hams * wink wink *
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M & I
What a fantastic idea! Everybuddy needs a ham tree!
ReplyDeleteomdog you guys are so thoughtful! a HAM tree??? Then I'd need a cheese tree too, because you can't have ham without cheese!!
ReplyDeleteYummmers... a ham tree sounds delicious!
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Addie
A ham tree?? Sounds delicious!
ReplyDeleteI hope you can send it.
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
MMMMMMMMMM... Hammmmmmmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteWOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe
Yummy Nueskes!! (love their bacon) But I would have expected to see cats. If you find a Ham tree, can you see if they have a salmon tree too?
ReplyDeletePrincess Eva
Wooos & a-roos, gotta get us one of those ham trees! You & Ammy did a great job finding just the right stuff for Huffle!
ReplyDeletewoos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo
Zim! I have so missed your sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteYou are way toooooo funny.
I like your cat-a-log shopping too.
Are there many cats in there? And logs? I could chase cats and carry the logs, well not at the same time of course.
Mucho love and lickeroonies,
Marvin xxxxx
oh and I exclude in my last comment any nice cats which are commenting on here!
ReplyDeleteYou have many feline friends now, I must behave myself, any cat who is a member of DWB is ok by me!
Ham!!! What's better than ham!!! **pacing because she wants ham***
ReplyDeleteWe've all had 'puter problems! Glad to all be back online!
Mya Boo Boo
WOO WOO
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome idea! Our Dear Huffle would love the Ham tree!
Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo
Well, woo want to find a ham tree for Huffle, Echo wants a cake tree, Steve wants a bullystick tree - do woo think woo could find one of those catalogs with a puppytree in it for me???
ReplyDeleteWoos, Phantom