|"On the rocks. Got it, Mom. Go ahead and back up for a shot."|
Mom started backing away to frame the shot, and ...
|"Hey, what's this?"|
Yeah, OK. So ... I may have snarfed something then tried to go exploring under the deck. Can you blame me? I didn't think you would. ...unlike some-biped I could mention.
|"Fine. Sit on the rocks. Strike a pose. Yeah, yeah, yeah."|
See? A lovely pose! All she had to do was let me run around and act crazy for a while, then
bribe me offer me a few treats! Is that so much to ask?