Oh. Right. I don't mean like iPhones and iPads, although they're nice and all. I mean APPLES!!!!! I go crazy on our walks whenever I see an apple! I grab them and try to snarf them down faster than you can imagine. Unfortunately, not faster than Mom can grab my muzzle, pry my mouth open, and remove said apple (for the love of Thor, can she be f-a-s-t when she wants to be!), but I am fast. Anyway, my dad, being the very best dad in all the land, said he'd square me away. I wasn't sure what he meant until he came home from the store this morning.
|"Ragnar! Maggie! Come see what your dad bought for you!"|
"Hey, Mom! Whatcha g--"
"OH. MY. APPLE!! Delicious. Golden Delicious! One of the more popular cultivars in the US ..."
Seriously. Do I have the BEST dad ever or WHAT?!?! An apple! Just for me and Mags!!! Mom cut one up and then ...
|"Can you two si---oh. You're already sitting. Good puppies!"|
"It looks yummy, Mom!"
She didn't even need to ask us to sit. I mean, hey, I'd tap dance for an apple! This is so awesome!
I 💙 apples ... and I 💙 my dad!!!!