Inspiring, aren't I? But then little Cornelia Marie said she isn't big enough yet to even jump on the bed! She said her mom has caught her ONCE trying to jump on the bed (which means she's probably tried a LOT more than once!) but she didn't make it. I told her she needs to stretch and do the hoppy-hop to get up there, but she said it's "a bit high" for her.
I thought maybe I could do a tutorial on how to sproing with those back legs and get up there! (Remember, I'm the guy who helped himself to a snack off the top of the magic cold box!)
Huffle said she thought it would be a "very beneficial lesson to all those poor deprived pups and kitties who are not allowed on the bed (obviously this does not apply to you or me). I think it could work paw in paw with Zimmie's tutorial on how to get the bed covers just right." (Huffle talks real smart like Stormy.) I decided to get right on it!
Look for my tutorial soon. Not REAL soon, but soon. Woo.