|"Hey, Dad. Whatcha doing? I thought the Masters was on."|
I thought he was watching golf. I like watching golf - you can usually hear birdies and stuff. Apparently, they were at commercial, so Dad was doing the "surfing around" thing.
|"Oh, yeah. I know this movie."|
We ALL know the movie - don't we?
|"Does this shot make it a bit clearer? Or should I ask, 'Do you FOLLOW me now?'"|
Ha roo. Get it? "Follow me"? Ha roo ro----OH! Wait a sec! This is one of the best parts!
|"I don't think the closed captioning quite has it right."|
Could you see it? They put Toto's words down as "ARF ARF ARF." They were a little late on the draw and put them on a shot of Dorothy, but I don't think she speaks Terrier. Anyway, I think they really over-simplified things. Obviously, the biped who wrote the closed captioning doesn't quite understand the nuances in Toto's delivery.
|"You don't really need a brain to figure that one out."|
Then it hit me ...
|"Isn't it a bit cliché for us to watch The Wizard of Oz, what with us living in Kansas and all?"|
Anyway, Dad put it back on the tournament before that Wicked Witch showed up.
Did you watch any cool TV or movies over the weekend?