Tutorial

Greetings to all!  It's me, Maggie.  My mom's been watching a lot of tutorials lately, trying to get back into the quilting groove.  It's been fairly successful, as we've been spending some time in the Studio doing sewing stuff.  I thought I'd try doing a short tutorial of my own.  I've found that the short ones are a bit more effective -- you know, easy to follow, keep your attention, that sort of thing.  So ...  that being said, here's my very own tute:

How To Get My Mom To Do Anything
A tutorial by Polargold's Margaret Thatcher

Do the Head Tilt.  See illustration below.

Illustration 1:  The Head Tilt

Use sparingly, as repeated tilts lose effectiveness.

Disclaimer:  Results may vary.  Not available in all 50 states, international inquiries welcome, use only as directed. Activities described in this blog may be potentially dangerous, if not used carefully. We are not responsible for what your biped might do when confronted with The Head Tilt.  If you choose to engage in this activity, it is by your own free will and at your own volition. Avoid any and all modifications.  Do not take unwise risks, consult a certified professional if you are not sure of something. Remember: Safety first. Never drink and drive! Never do more than you are comfortable with. Always wear safety belts and use all appropriate safety equipment.  Not recommended for puppies or kit-cats under the age of 6 months; you're already cute enough to tool your bipeds out of anything, The Head Tilt may send them over the edge.

Short and sweet - what do you think?

Let me know how it goes if you try it out on your own biped!

Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher