Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Vacuum Tutorial

Woo, everypup and everycat.  It's me, Dave.  This morning I've been working hard on teaching my little sister how to respond when Mom gets the vacuum out.  It's pretty much a daily occurrence here, so  we need to be really good about it.  Mom shot some pix with her iPhone while I was giving Cammie my tutorial, so I thought I'd share it with you.  Ready?

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"Davy!  Mom's coming right at us with the Dyson!  What should I do?"
"Ignore her, Cam!  She'll see how comfy you are and will go run the vac somewhere else."

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"Hi, Mom.  Davy said I don't have to move."

That's not exactly what I said ...

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"Um... hi, Mom."

OK.  I might need to tweak this a bit; it doesn't seem 100% effective.  I'll get back to you.

Luv,
Dave

16 comments:

  1. I like your strategy.

    Just wait until your mom gets one of those robo vacuums. It has NO boundaries and likes to get me all the time. It's the rudest thing ever.

    Nora

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  2. THAT is a VACULA.... we are supposed to RUN fur the HILLS when VACULA escapes into our homes...

    RUN we say... VACULA is EVIL and VICIOUS...

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  3. LOL move......we are so out of there when the vacular comes out. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. We don't really react when the vacuum comes out either. Sometimes we move to another room, but we are not scared of it.

    Millie & Walter

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  5. we think we will stick to running. and holy cod - you mom runs it EVERY day??? we would revolt!!

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  6. Hi there, Hunter moves when I have the monster out but he isn't fearful of it. I used to vacuum every day but now that we don't have a dog that sheds I don't have too. Next house, I hope, has hardwood throughout.
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  7. Your mom vacuums every day? OMC! She obviously needs to go on more walks instead of running that scary thing!

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  8. I just threaten to vacuum the pups - they are the source of all the hair...

    Sam

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  9. My Lily put teeth marks in our monster
    Benny & Lily

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  10. Vacula is more annoying that skeery, but I still prefer it to stay OUT of my space! Momma uses it to get all my fur off the sofa when I've been working SO HARD to put it there just right!

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  11. Hmmm. I run away from the vacuum. What if it tries to eat me?

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  12. mol! now if that were us, we'd head for higher ground...you need to jump on the chair, Dave! (nevermind that "not allowed on the furniture" rule...there are always exceptions in emergencies such as this...)

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  13. OMD!
    Dave!
    I know I would not be able to stay there.... so close to the monster!
    You two are sooooo good!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  14. Run run run, the evil vacula will get you!!!


    Loveys Sasha

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  15. I don't move either. I make them vacuum around me. Especially if I'm on my cold air vent!

    Khady Lynn

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  16. Stand your ground Dave and Cam-a-Roo. I DO NOT budge. My MOM must vacuum around me. I just lay, sit or stand there. I will not be intimidated by the vacuum.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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