Woo, everypup and everycat. It's me, Dave.
Yeah. Me. Dave. 
I've got to ask you something. Something isn't quite right down in the Studio. I could have sworn I left Squishy Duck right in the middle of my poufy bed, and now he's on the edge of it.I think that's where I left him... didn't I?
Me... trying to think here...
You don't think Mom let somesibe else in the Ao4 play with him, do you? That has to be it ... but who could it have been? Surely not my sister Amber.
My little sister Ammy - The Jaws of Steel
If she had played with Squishy Duck, there wouldn't be any more Squishy Duck.
What about my kid brother Zim?
My kid brother Zim
No. I asked him and he said it wasn't him. That's good enough for me.
Hmm. Who else could it have been? I wonder...
Me, deep in thought
... I wonder who it could be.
There's only one more Sibe who could have been playing with Squishy Duck... and you don't think...
...nah. It couldn't have been Storm, could it have been?
My sister Stormy
I asked her and all she said was, "What if I was?" Hmm. I mean... Stormy is the best big sister a guy could ask for and all... but my Squishy Duck? Woo.
You guys don't know anything about this, do you?
Luv,
Dave
Dave! So sorry the Duck is missed. We haven't heard anything. have you filed a Missing Duck Report?
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sitka
...missing, not missed.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
Hugs,
Sitka
I don't know nuthin' about no missing duck. I think filing a Missing Duck Report is a very good suggestion.
ReplyDelete*kissey face*
-Fiona
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteNo dear Dave!!!
We don't know nothing about that!!!
Could she fly to meet some her friends???
We're sure she come back to you soon!!
How could she lives without you and your sweet cuddles all for her???
Let us know news dear friend!!!!
If you need help pleaseeeee....contact us and we'll organize a team to find your Duck!!!!
Good luck!!!
We love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swet kisses and licks
Oh the things we do fur love...
ReplyDeleteThe things we do fur love...
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Maybe you just forgot where you put him :p
ReplyDeleteNope, we don't have a clue. But we're glad your squishy duck didn't disappear or end up in pieces.
ReplyDeleteDave, we are really sorry but we know nothing about the squishy duck!
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should find another toy to take your mind off it.......
we are certain that there isn't a dog who reads your blog who will know anything at all about it!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx
We didn't see anything. Are you sure that your mom didn't move it?
ReplyDeletePrincess Eva
w00fs, heehee just b glad it wuznt ammy...or they woodnt b a duck left...
ReplyDeleteb safe,
~rocky~
pps sorry ammy, me loves u...
Dave -
ReplyDelete"There may be trouble ahead.....
Squishy Duck perhaps mangled, or even dead.
An innocent look from your big sister storm.....
I think maybe my friend your search is getting warm........
I am positive it wasn't Zim,
No, never, it would not be him.
Ammy, well with her jaws of steel,
This can only mean no Squishy Duck at all, I feel.
So I have to deduct in my Sherlock Marvin Way........
Stormy "Done It", thats all I'm going to say."
Pee Ess This should read "bark" to rhyme, but you try finding a word which rhymes with bark that will fit!
lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxx
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ReplyDeleteMaybe he went for a swim in your Kansas Ocean???
ReplyDeletePlay bows, the OP Pack
We haven't seen a ducky either... maybe he (or is it a she) is playing hide and seek in a closet?
ReplyDeleteDave, Mumms the word in the Heeler Den. We can't tell for fear of retribution..
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
hmmmm what a mystery!!! I know nothing!
ReplyDeletewoos,
Royal
6 Sibes staring off into space casually whistling . . .
ReplyDeleteI casnot think how it could have moved...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it beed the wind?
Dear Dave,
ReplyDeleteI cannot tell a lie. It was me. I've been reading through the archives all the waaaaay back to when Squishy Duck came to you and I just HAD to have a taste. Well, one thing led to another and pretty soon I was whackin' 'im all over the Studio! It was fun!
Angus' Mom: Angus, you just told a bare-faced lie!
My face isn't bare! It's covered in fur!
AM: You know what I mean, Mr. Foofy-head!
I didn't tell a lie-I perpetrated a fiction, that's all!
AM: You mean, you told a story.
Right! Yeah, that's it!
What were we talkin' about?
No, Davy, I don't know anything about Stormy playing with Squishy Duck. At all. Really.
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Hmmmmm..... nope!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
Heya Dave,
ReplyDeleteWe hate to break it to ya, but it was our big (size wise) younger sister Shiloh. She loves squishy duck and heard that your's was just casually left lying around unattended, so she took a cab to airport and then caught a flight to Manhattan (she made sure it was NOT going to the NYC Manhattan with the big buildings and Central Park and Broadway shows and stuff like that). She specified the Manhattan out in the middle of twister country where the temperatures are cool in the summer and mild in te winter. when she got there she snuck into your house to find the UNATTENDED squishy duck and she sat on him and then tongue licked him over to the edge. Then she caught a cab back to the airfield and caught a flight back to the Capital of the Confederacy and then grabbed a cab back home. That how sqishy duck got moved from the center to the edge. It certainly wasn't Storm who has secretly admired squishy duck from afar and who had both ample opportunity and time to move the precious squishy duck. It was definitely our sister Shiloh, a.k.a. The Bag Lady.
- The Bumpass Hounds and Kitties
Dave, we wish we could help you but we can't. Even though Mommy is feeling guilty because she wants to help you so much - she just loves your freckles and thinks you are so adorable! She said she learned something while she was in Vegas but what she learned in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteI think you should keep asking around. he he
ReplyDelete*knocking Tanner back from the keyboard*
ReplyDeleteWe know NOTHING!!
We'd try setting out some Duck decoys to lure Ducky back.
ReplyDelete;o)
Hm, Dave, I think Squishy just "ducked out" for a moment.
ReplyDelete(Ha-woo woo woo, I'll bet Amber likes this comment!)
A-roos,
Jack a-roo
RutRo!!!!
ReplyDeleteMya Boo Boo
Probably the duck went for a short stroll..and got lost!
ReplyDeleteCheers & cheeze,
Maxx
Umm...sorry...I have no clue...
ReplyDeleteMochi
We haven't seen or heard from squishy duckie, Dave!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hi Dave,
ReplyDeleteIt's me, Sparky, I have a squishy duck too. Do you want to play with mine until you find yours? We live just down the road from you.
Davy, of course that's where woo left him. Don'tcha think?
ReplyDeleteDo woo know what woo know or do woo not know what woo know? What if that's it?
WOOOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe
Maybe it's duck season and he got the heck out of dodge. I would look up to the sky to see if there are other ducks flying overhead.
ReplyDeleteUh oh I hope the mystery of the squishy duck is solved soon.
ReplyDeleteWe dont know anything - maybe it was the evil vacuum thing or evven worse the mop
ReplyDeleteWoodrow, Sweetie & MJ
The fact that Stormy said "So what if I was" makes me afraid. That is a pretty tough thing to say and if I were you, I don't think I'd press it any further.
ReplyDeleteSteve