Thursday, May 27, 2010

A Bug

Hi everypuppy and everycat! It's me - Ammy! Before I get to today's post, the answer to the question so many of you asked yesterday is "Yes!" Davy caught his squeaky tennis ball. If you look closely, you can see it up about a foot above his snooter, right where the tree starts in the background!

Speaking of looking closely and feet (well, a foot...) ... I was out in the front yard the other day, checking things out...

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"BUG!"

...when I spotted a bug in the grass. It wasn't a remarkable bug, but it did remind me of a joke I'd just heard.

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"You knew this was coming, didn't you?"

You do want to hear it, don't you? OK, let's go!

A guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet - an unusual pet! - so he went out and adopted a talking centipede (you know, one of those 100-legged bugs). It came in a little white box to use for its house.
He took the bug home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. He asked the centipede, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We'll have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a little bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "
How about going to church with me?" but again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation, then decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, “
Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"
This time, a little voice came out of the box saying, "
I heard you the first time! ...I'm putting on my shoes!"


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"Hee hee hee!"

I hope they're slip-ons. This could take a while!

Love,
Ammy

34 comments:

  1. ha ha ha ha ha! Best laugh I have had all day! Thank you my friend Ammy!

    Oh and I am Footloose and Fancy Free......

    No shoes for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    (er, sorry I had to extend the last word because otherwise it would not rhyme!)

    Us Poets, Know it.

    Sooooooooooo funny your joke, slip-ons, still laffing out loud here in Bonnie Scotland.

    Krikey, I am first, goodness this Keyboard is sticKy......... ha ha!

    Marvin the Footless and Shoeless One
    xxxxxxx

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  2. oh my, those last two pics of Ammy are the best ever!

    Shining, Smiling Gal!!

    GJxxxxxxxxxx

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  3. Ha ha ha! I need that smile today! Thanks!

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  4. Hi Ammy, yes that was a good joke that we bassets could understand!
    Good to get a laugh and we loved seeing your smiling, happy face!
    love and kisses
    Martha and Bailey xxx

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  5. hahahah! Ammy you know I love your jokes and your smile!

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  6. Hardy Har Har Ammy, that was a good one.

    We could put our shoes on faster than a centipede if we had thumbs, we have chosen to never wear shoes.

    Remy and Flash

    PS You are looking great today !!!!

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  7. w00fs, heehee, thats funny..me likes to chase bees and such..

    b safe,
    ~rocky~

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  8. You're so funny.
    Loving the pink camo! :)

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  9. Ha-roo roo! That was furry cute, Ammy! You are the bestest joke-teller! Jack was bug-watching yesterday too. He had something between his paws but he wouldn't tell mom what was buggin' him, ha-roo!!

    toddle-woo,
    miss moo

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  10. Woooos Ammy..... That was some joke.... can I just eat the bug?
    ~husky kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful

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  11. Thanks for the laugh Ammy. That was great..

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

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  12. HA! HA! HA! Oh Ammy - my human loved that joke! It really appealed to her sense of humour! :-) She could just see that centipede sitting there, putting its shoes on, one by one...

    Slobbers,
    Honey the Great Dane

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  13. Thanks Ammy!!! That's the best joke!! Mom burst out laughing which is a good thing!!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

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  14. Very good :-)

    Made me laugh :-)

    Wizz

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  15. He He He thats a good one, thanks for the laugh.. Love your smiley face picture.. Hugs GJ xx

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  16. What a great pup smile! Good joke too!
    Daisy Mae

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  17. Eep! I have to be honest, Ammy, I HATE centipedes!

    Your joke was funny though, as usual! Ha-woo-woo-woo!

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  18. LOLOL, Thanks for the laughs Ammy, and I'm glad to see you're laughing out loud too!

    We are so happy to be back too, especially to see you guys all well!!!

    Love nibbles,
    Miss Sunshade

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  19. Ha roo roo! That was funny Ammy! Thanks for the chuckles today and for showing us your pretty smile!

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  20. Aaahhh BOL...good one Ammy. We knew Dave caught that ball. Happee day
    Benny & Lily

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  21. Hahahha!!! My whole family enjoyed this joke!!!!

    Speaking of Bugs!! Ace sure LOVES to eat ants!!
    Now that spring and summer are here, we get these giant black ants that march all around our back patio!!! Ace runs around chasing them and swats at them and eats them!!!! I always know because he will have little ant bits stuck to his mouth...
    :)

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  22. Oh Ammy! That is a funny one!

    Kat

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  23. Lol, that was a good one for sure. You always keep us laughing!

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  24. Oh Ammy, you always have the best jokes!!!

    Holly

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  25. Remind me not to get one of those as a pet!!!! I'm too inpatient for that nonsense!

    Great joke tho Ammy, I had tears of laughter fogging up my eyes!

    Hehehehe

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  26. Very funny Ammy :)

    Huffs

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  27. BOL! Momma is gonna send that one to her grandkids!

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  28. Ammy you tell the BESTEST jokes!!! Mama can't wait to tell Daddy that one...teeheeheehee

    Smileys & Snuggles,
    Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

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  29. Hi, Ammy!
    I had a good laugh with the joke!
    If my mom takes a long time to decide which pair of shoes she wants to wear everyday... I just can imagine all the work for that centipede!
    Happy Friday!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  30. LOL!
    Beautiful smile there Ammy!!
    Have a great weekend!

    Cheers,
    Maxx

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  31. Ammy,
    I didn't see that one coming. You are so clever.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  32. Now he knows what to get for his centipede on his birthday! Crocs! Whahahaha!

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  33. hahahahahahahahaha Ammy that may be your best yet!
    Hugs
    Sunny&Scooter

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  34. Good to read your joke once again! =)

    Love,
    Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

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