Hi everypuppy and everycat! It's me - Ammy! Before I get to today's post, the answer to the question so many of you asked yesterday is "Yes!" Davy caught his squeaky tennis ball. If you look closely, you can see it up about a foot above his snooter, right where the tree starts in the background!
Speaking of looking closely and feet (well, a foot...) ... I was out in the front yard the other day, checking things out...
"BUG!"
...when I spotted a bug in the grass. It wasn't a remarkable bug, but it did remind me of a joke I'd just heard.
"You knew this was coming, didn't you?"
You do want to hear it, don't you? OK, let's go!
A guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet - an unusual pet! - so he went out and adopted a talking centipede (you know, one of those 100-legged bugs). It came in a little white box to use for its house.
He took the bug home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. He asked the centipede, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We'll have a good time."But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a little bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me?" but again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation, then decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"
This time, a little voice came out of the box saying, "I heard you the first time! ...I'm putting on my shoes!"
"Hee hee hee!"
I hope they're slip-ons. This could take a while!
Love,
Ammy
ha ha ha ha ha! Best laugh I have had all day! Thank you my friend Ammy!
ReplyDeleteOh and I am Footloose and Fancy Free......
No shoes for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(er, sorry I had to extend the last word because otherwise it would not rhyme!)
Us Poets, Know it.
Sooooooooooo funny your joke, slip-ons, still laffing out loud here in Bonnie Scotland.
Krikey, I am first, goodness this Keyboard is sticKy......... ha ha!
Marvin the Footless and Shoeless One
xxxxxxx
oh my, those last two pics of Ammy are the best ever!
ReplyDeleteShining, Smiling Gal!!
GJxxxxxxxxxx
Ha ha ha! I need that smile today! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHi Ammy, yes that was a good joke that we bassets could understand!
ReplyDeleteGood to get a laugh and we loved seeing your smiling, happy face!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xxx
hahahah! Ammy you know I love your jokes and your smile!
ReplyDeleteHardy Har Har Ammy, that was a good one.
ReplyDeleteWe could put our shoes on faster than a centipede if we had thumbs, we have chosen to never wear shoes.
Remy and Flash
PS You are looking great today !!!!
w00fs, heehee, thats funny..me likes to chase bees and such..
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~rocky~
You're so funny.
ReplyDeleteLoving the pink camo! :)
Ha-roo roo! That was furry cute, Ammy! You are the bestest joke-teller! Jack was bug-watching yesterday too. He had something between his paws but he wouldn't tell mom what was buggin' him, ha-roo!!
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miss moo
Woooos Ammy..... That was some joke.... can I just eat the bug?
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-Kira The BeaWootiful
Thanks for the laugh Ammy. That was great..
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
HA! HA! HA! Oh Ammy - my human loved that joke! It really appealed to her sense of humour! :-) She could just see that centipede sitting there, putting its shoes on, one by one...
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Honey the Great Dane
Thanks Ammy!!! That's the best joke!! Mom burst out laughing which is a good thing!!! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly
ReplyDeleteVery good :-)
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh :-)
Wizz
He He He thats a good one, thanks for the laugh.. Love your smiley face picture.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteWhat a great pup smile! Good joke too!
ReplyDeleteDaisy Mae
Eep! I have to be honest, Ammy, I HATE centipedes!
ReplyDeleteYour joke was funny though, as usual! Ha-woo-woo-woo!
LOLOL, Thanks for the laughs Ammy, and I'm glad to see you're laughing out loud too!
ReplyDeleteWe are so happy to be back too, especially to see you guys all well!!!
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Ha roo roo! That was funny Ammy! Thanks for the chuckles today and for showing us your pretty smile!
ReplyDeleteAaahhh BOL...good one Ammy. We knew Dave caught that ball. Happee day
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Hahahha!!! My whole family enjoyed this joke!!!!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Bugs!! Ace sure LOVES to eat ants!!
Now that spring and summer are here, we get these giant black ants that march all around our back patio!!! Ace runs around chasing them and swats at them and eats them!!!! I always know because he will have little ant bits stuck to his mouth...
:)
Oh Ammy! That is a funny one!
ReplyDeleteKat
Lol, that was a good one for sure. You always keep us laughing!
ReplyDeleteOh Ammy, you always have the best jokes!!!
ReplyDeleteHolly
Remind me not to get one of those as a pet!!!! I'm too inpatient for that nonsense!
ReplyDeleteGreat joke tho Ammy, I had tears of laughter fogging up my eyes!
Hehehehe
Very funny Ammy :)
ReplyDeleteHuffs
BOL! Momma is gonna send that one to her grandkids!
ReplyDeleteAmmy you tell the BESTEST jokes!!! Mama can't wait to tell Daddy that one...teeheeheehee
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Dory, Jacob and Bilbo
Hi, Ammy!
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh with the joke!
If my mom takes a long time to decide which pair of shoes she wants to wear everyday... I just can imagine all the work for that centipede!
Happy Friday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
LOL!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful smile there Ammy!!
Have a great weekend!
Cheers,
Maxx
Ammy,
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that one coming. You are so clever.
Slobbers,
Mango
Now he knows what to get for his centipede on his birthday! Crocs! Whahahaha!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahaha Ammy that may be your best yet!
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Sunny&Scooter
Good to read your joke once again! =)
ReplyDeleteLove,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie