Little Red And The Handsome Wolf

Hi everybody!  It's me, Ragnar.  I was helping my mom in her Studio the other day and was intrigued by the new quilt/runner she was finishing up.

"Hey, Mom!  Whatcha got there?  Ooh, who's this handsome fella?"
"This is the story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Allegedly Bad Wolf."

I told Mom I hadn't heard the story before, but thought I could figure it out by looking at the pictures on her quilt.  It goes like this:

"Once upon a time, a girl named Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest.
She got really lost, but then ran into a very handsome wolf."

"'Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood,' said the wolf.  'Need some help?'
'Thanks, handsome wolf!  I live somewhere over in that direction ... I think,' said Little Red."

So the wolf ran ahead and found Little Red's house for her!  What a great friend!  Unfortunately, Little Red locked her keys in the house, so ...

"'No problem,' said our hero, the handsome wolf.  'I can jump in through the window!'
And he did!  He let Little Red in through the front door."

"'Oh, handsome wolf!  You saved me!' said Little Red.  'You just get comfy on the bed and ... here!  Here are some cookies!'
'Aww... thanks, Little Red!' said the handsome wolf."

"And that's the story of Little Red Riding Hood and her handsome wolf friend.
Sure, our hero had to wear goofy clothing from time to time to humor Little Red, 
but other than that ..."

... they lived happily ever after!

I'm like 99% sure that's how the story goes.

Sköl!

Ragnar