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Thursday, October 03, 2013

Dear Cammie

Hello, everyone, it's me - Cammie!  I don't write an advice column, though I am considering adding it as a feature to the blog.  If I did write one now, my advice would be this:

If you ask your biped to hold a toy for you while you chew on it...

"Oh, my.  Look at that, Mom!  I wonder how that happened?!?"

... hand them the end you haven't been working on!

"Oh... um... never mind!  I'll hold it myself!"

Ha roowooroo!!!

Please leave any inquiries for "Dear Cammie" in the comments section!



  1. Dear Cammie
    How do I prevent a sports injury when I am squirrel hunting? I limber up and keep fit but I am getting old and I will be nearly 8 soon. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Dear Cammie,

    How do we get our humans to give us more stuffy toys to destroy? Most of ours are held hostage because we try to tear them apart. Isn't that the point of a stuffy toy?

    Millie & Walter

  3. Cammie, that is genius! I do have a question for you. What is the most efficient way for a single chap to do yard patrol? Do you start on the perimeter and work your way in? Is it OK to pause and sniff or should you do a quick sweep for rodents and dropped foodables first?


  4. Dear Cammie, how can I get mom and dad to give me more treats?

  5. And they will never know
    Benny & Lily

  6. Dear Cam-a-roo,
    Do you think a younger beautiful dog would ever find an older dog such as my self attractive? You know, worth taking a walk with, share a stick or stuffy, and gaze out on a beautiful sunset?

  7. Dear Cammie,

    How do I get my peeps to play tennis ball with me 24/7?

    Love ♥

  8. Dear Cammie,

    How do I get my humans to get me my very own puppy to raise and make into the very most perfect mini Nora?



  9. Dear Cammie, How do we get the mom to turn the air conditioning back on so we can lay on our cold vents? It's so hot here! Panting and looking pathetic is not working.

    Kiki and Nala

  10. Dear Cammie,

    How can I keep my sister from nudging in on my quality with my Mom? I'll be doing my best job as a lap dog and Abby will walk on me and push me out of the way. Help!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona (and Abby the Nudge-Face Hippobottomus in question)