I may have hooked him! "Well, he was gone a long time and when he got back, he discovered that his name was missing from the town registry! His wife was upset and insisted on complaining to the local civic official. He was apologetic and said, 'I'm so sorry. I must have taken Leif off my census.' Get it, Zimmie? 'Leif off my..' "
It was worth a try!
Left to right: Dave (Ammy didn't tell ME about Leif!)
Me (Hee hee hee)
and Zim ("Leif off my census." Ha roo roo roo!)