Let me see.... "Hey Zimmie! You know... I'm reading this Viking book with Mom... and there's this guy in there named Leif who finally came home from a long series of battles."
"Yeah.....?"
I may have hooked him! "Well, he was gone a long time and when he got back, he discovered that his name was missing from the town registry! His wife was upset and insisted on complaining to the local civic official. He was apologetic and said, 'I'm so sorry. I must have taken Leif off my census.' Get it, Zimmie? 'Leif off my..' "
Hee hee hee! "Leif off my census!" Hee hee hee!"AMMY!" Zim interrupted me.
"There is NO ONE named Leif in this book, Ammy!"It was worth a try!
Left to right: Dave (Ammy didn't tell ME about Leif!)
Me (Hee hee hee)
and Zim ("Leif off my census." Ha roo roo roo!)
Love,
Ammy
Woo are SEW something!
ReplyDeleteI've woo'd it beFOUR and I know I'll woo it again!!
Who writes your MATERIAL?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I think that is funny. You always cheer me up Ammy.
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots. Pippa xx
oh even though I have retired from the dog blog scene - I still enjoy your blog and Amber's jokes.
ReplyDeleteI really hope I am still welcome, even though I am blogless.
My Mama is taking care of me even though she is not writing about me, and I am getting much longer walkies.
I will always follow your adventures, The Famous and One and Only Army of Four.
Thank you for being my first blogging friends.
I hope I can look in, now and again and comment, I hope I will still be welcome.
I have a feeling perhaps not. But, my J. had her reasons.
Thank you so much for all your love and laughter and friendship anyway, I had a ball!
Now off for my big walkies now.
Love and many honest licks, Marvin xxxxxxx
What great jokes you guys always tell! I see Marvin posted a comment, how cool to see the chap still coming around!
ReplyDeleteThat's another pretty funny one, Ammy!
ReplyDeleteKat
Oh Ammy - you just crack me up! Are you all keeping a close eye on Oswald? I hear the big bunny is due to come around tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteECHO
Oh Ammy,
ReplyDeleteYou are such a good prankster!!!
Hugs,
Sitka
Ammy, you're too much!
ReplyDeleteKisses, Sky boy
Ha roo roo roo indeed!
ReplyDeleteAmy,
ReplyDeleteThis is even better than yesterdays! We'll be waiting for more. Please don't leif us in the lurch.
The Forget Sit & Stay Gang
I love a good Viking joke Ammy! You've got some good ones...
ReplyDeletediane
Wow left off that just isn't cool..
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend...
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
Leif off my census, groan! Ha roo roo roo! I love your census of humor, Ammy!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Thor
Ammy, you are a crack up!
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