I was out exploring the yard when ...
|"Hey! Hey, Mom! What's that behind you?!?"|
I saw it, plain as day! It was a Sneaky Snake! And it went flying through the air! It launched right over my head, so I ran after it, grabbed it, and went racing through the yard!
|"I've got you, you Sneaky Snake you!!!"|
I ran with it, and ran with it, and ran with it some more!
|"Stop struggling, Sneaky Snake!"|
When I was fairly certain I had it subdued, Mom said it was time to go in and get some water. I thought I had taught the Sneaky Snake a lesson and left it laying on the deck.
I got a good drink, and was ready to start helping Mom around the house. I followed her downstairs and was just poking around, when I saw something go soaring into the Library! It was the Sneaky Snake! It must have followed us inside somehow!
I ran into the Library and dove on it! I grabbed it ...
|Me, in the Library, with the Sneaky Snake|
... and carried it upstairs, into the Living Room.
|"Time to teach you a lesson, Sneaky Snake!"|
I shook him and chewed him so hard he squeaked! Then I started tossing him around - and he attacked Mom!!!
|"Argh! Help! He's got me, Mags! Help!"|
"Oh, no, you DON'T, Sneaky Snake! Let go of my mom!!!"
It took some doing, but I was able to save Mom! She was really proud of me. I went into the Kitchen to tell Cammie about everything - and the Sneaky Snake slipped out of my grasp and tried to go after her!!!
|"Try it, Sneaky Snake, and I'll cover the floor with your fluffy snake guts!"|
She was in conference with Big Mean Kitty; I think Sneaky Snake was afraid to take them both on, so he slithered off somewhere. I'm not sure where - Mom offered us girls cookies and said playtime was over for a while.
You heard that right - "playtime". I save her from a Sneaky Snake attack and she calls it "playtime". Sometimes I don't think Mom fully appreciates all the work I do around here!