I was out exploring the yard when ...
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| "Hey! Hey, Mom! What's that behind you?!?" |
I saw it, plain as day! It was a Sneaky Snake! And it went flying through the air! It launched right over my head, so I ran after it, grabbed it, and went racing through the yard!
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| "I've got you, you Sneaky Snake you!!!" |
I ran with it, and ran with it, and ran with it some more!
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| "Stop struggling, Sneaky Snake!" |
When I was fairly certain I had it subdued, Mom said it was time to go in and get some water. I thought I had taught the Sneaky Snake a lesson and left it laying on the deck.
I got a good drink, and was ready to start helping Mom around the house. I followed her downstairs and was just poking around, when I saw something go soaring into the Library! It was the Sneaky Snake! It must have followed us inside somehow!
I ran into the Library and dove on it! I grabbed it ...
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| Me, in the Library, with the Sneaky Snake |
... and carried it upstairs, into the Living Room.
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| "Time to teach you a lesson, Sneaky Snake!" |
I shook him and chewed him so hard he squeaked! Then I started tossing him around - and he attacked Mom!!!
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| "Argh! Help! He's got me, Mags! Help!" "Oh, no, you DON'T, Sneaky Snake! Let go of my mom!!!" |
It took some doing, but I was able to save Mom! She was really proud of me. I went into the Kitchen to tell Cammie about everything - and the Sneaky Snake slipped out of my grasp and tried to go after her!!!
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| "Try it, Sneaky Snake, and I'll cover the floor with your fluffy snake guts!" |
She was in conference with Big Mean Kitty; I think Sneaky Snake was afraid to take them both on, so he slithered off somewhere. I'm not sure where - Mom offered us girls cookies and said playtime was over for a while.
You heard that right - "playtime". I save her from a Sneaky Snake attack and she calls it "playtime". Sometimes I don't think Mom fully appreciates all the work I do around here!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Now that is a very sneaky snake, its a good job you wuz there to put him in his place Maggie!
ReplyDeleteAnd what a very big MEAN Kitty, what's she got to be grumpy about? Cammie's giving her a nice cuddle, she should be purring!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh my, you are so brave! That is a BIG sneaky snake! And you were able to save your mama, too! Just amazing! The work of a Siberian is never done!!
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The Painter Pack
Oh wow! My daddy would be afraid of that snake! He hates them; even the stuffed kind! MaddiethePug
ReplyDeleteCool snake - is it a squeaker too? He sure looks like a lot of fun, but Mom, the spoil sport, says we would probably just chew right through it:(
ReplyDeleteHope you get to have more playtime with Sneaky Snake.
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
we don't have any sneaky snakes around us, I will have to dig farther in the toybox, what a pretty library you have....stella rose
ReplyDeleteGreat job saving your mom from sneaky snake Maggie! We appreciate all that hard work especially since you make it look so effortless your mom thinks it's playtime!
ReplyDeleteyou gotta watch those sneaky snake types - they are sneaky :)
ReplyDeleteYou truly are a heroine of all things stuffed, Maggie. Cookies were a deserving reward for keeping mom safe.
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD Sneaky Snake Squiggled INTO your HOUSE????????????????? Good that you were able to subdue it~~~ those are snakes BTW...
ReplyDeleteDid you scare mom with sneaky snake?
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
What a silly snake!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
That snake has a very suspicious look on his face. Your mom was lucky you were there to save her!
ReplyDeletewe can't believe your mom down-played your clear heroics, Maggie! It's a good thing you were there to keep her, Cammie, and BMK safe :) though at least you got a cookie out of the deal...
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie
You sure showed that sneaky snake who is boss. Good job Maggie.
ReplyDeleteWhat a brave grr dog you are, to save your Mum from the squeaky sneaky snake!
ReplyDeleteThat is one cool looking snake! At first, I thought you saw a "real" snake...since we see them all the time...but I knew you were kidding when you said it went flying over your head. Why, I know that snakes can't fly! BOL
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