Pool Shark?

Hello, everyone.  It's me, Cammie!  As many of you know, there have been many reports this Summer of shark attacks.  We've looked for sharks when we go past the Kansas Ocean (there's no swimming allowed there), but haven't seen any.  We do keep a close lookout for them, though, because you never know - and it always pays to be safe.  I'm even on guard when I'm in our pool.

"Does anyone else hear the theme from Jaws playing in their heads?"

This gives an all-new meaning to the term "pool shark".

Cammie!