Carrier Landing Misfire

Greetings to all!  It's me, Mags.  So there I was, practicing my aircraft carrier landings, you know, my touch and goes, when I had something of a misfire.

"Wait a minute.  Something went wrong."

"I remember flying through the air ... but I don't remember touching down on the deck of the aircraft carrier.  I mean bed."

Nothing but air.  Skipped the carrier altogether!  I mean bed.  Whatever.  All the way over it, from floor to floor!

I wouldn't advise trying this out at sea, but here in my practice facility, it was AWESOME!  I need to make this part of my normal routine!

Yours sincerely,

Margaret Thatcher