Monday, April 05, 2010

Kicking Off the Week

Hi everypuppy and everycat! It's me, Ammy! I know that for some of you, Monday is a challenging day, so I thought you might like to start the week with a joke.

DSCN4450 Ammy strikes a pose
"How about a joke?"

How does that sound? OK! So ...
oh, wait!

DSCN4451 Ammy strikes a pose
"Halt! Who goes there?!!?"

Hrumph. Somebunny was trying to get into our yard. OK ... so two atoms are walking down the street. One ... excuse me again, please.

DSCN4452 Ammy
"Don't even think about it, Oswald!"

I better start over.

DSCN4454 Ammy

Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says, ¨Wait, I think I lost an electron.¨
The other says, ¨Are you sure?¨
The first one says,
¨Yeah, I'm positive.¨

DSCN4455 Ammy
"Hee hee hee! 'I'm positive.' Hee hee hee! I love science jokes!"

Oh, I just love that one! I hope that puts a smile on your faces!

Love,
Ammy

33 comments:

  1. You are just waaay too funny, Ammy!

    Did you hear about the battery cable that went into a bar and asked to be served. The bar tender said Ok, just don't start anything.

    Stella

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  2. Haha....Love htat joke, Ammy! You are so funny and it sure did put a big smile on my face for a Monday!!
    Thanks Ammy! Hope you and the AO4 have ag reat day!

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  3. That's funny Ammy!!! It's nice to see your smiling face on a Monday (or any other day!). Love, Debbie and Holly

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  4. We love AMMY!!!!
    I think every Monday should be Ammy's stand up comedy!

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  5. Ammy you are such a jokster! We love your smile, its just precious!

    Wags and Woofs,
    Mack and Mia

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  6. I have to ask. . what kind of camera do your humans have? Your pictures are always so stunning!
    Our email is
    GonetotheSnowDog@gmail.com

    Woo Woooo
    Shiloh, Shelby, and their Mom
    GonetotheSnowdogs.blogspot.com

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  7. Good one Ammy, and excellent job keeping Oswald in check,

    Pesky rabbits.

    Flash

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  8. Thanks, Ammy. Joke telling and Oswald patrol. Maybe he just partied a little too much on Easter?

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  9. aaahhh BOL...oh Ammy you tell jokes like mom..BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  10. HA, HA, HA! That was really good! I like your smile too!

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  11. Ha-roo roo, that's a really good one, Ammy! And those are some especially fantastic pictures of woo - just seeing your smile brightened our day!

    a-roos to yous,
    jack a-roo & moo too

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  12. BOL! Ammy, that was soooo funny! Thanks for helping me start off my Monday with a huge smile! :)

    Mochi

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  13. You're so funny Ammy! :)

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  14. Hi Ammy! Nice to meet you!
    Well, I guess we picked the right day to meet the gang: that was funny!
    Pawsome pic!

    Kisses
    Rufus and Indie

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  15. hehehe - you are too funny, Ammy!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

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  16. Wooos Ammy! I know I can always count on your lovely sense of humor. Thanks fur brightening up our day!
    ~husky kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful

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  17. Thats a great smile Ammy :-)

    Wizz

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  18. Oh Ammy! You ALWAYS put a smile on our faces!!!

    Holly and Khady

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  19. That was so funny Ammy!!! thanks for sharing that and your beautiful laugh with us!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  20. If the jokes dont make us smile your gorgeous pictures will.. Hugs GJ xx

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  21. BOL

    Tooo funny!

    Lots of Luv & Kisses
    Addie, Lucie and Hailey

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  22. Oh Ammy, you're such a card. You certainly put a smile on our Monday. Job well done.

    Belly rubs
    N&C

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  23. Hahahah I'm laughing at your smile, Ammy!

    Sadly, I haven't learned any science yet (I'm still a puppy!), so I don't really get the joke.

    But your happy face is the funniest!

    Sonic

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  24. That was very funny. I am laughing along with you now for sure.

    Oh that face!

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  25. That is hilarious!!! How precious! What a face! We love it!!! =)

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  26. That joke was just...umm...too funny!

    Science jokes huh!
    That put a smile on everyones dial today!

    Koda

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  27. Thanks, Ammy!
    That was a good one and yes... you made us laugh!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  28. Ammy, you are positively hilarious! Thanks for the laugh to kick off the week and glad Oswald didn't mess up your joke!

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  29. That's a great joke, Ammy!

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  30. thank you for making me laugh today, Ammy! I like your laughing photos toooooo! That was a very funny joke, I was gonna say it was "electrifying" but was not sure if Atoms and Electricity were linked up. Or wired up.........ConfusedMarvin.com

    Here is one to make you laugh dear Amber, especially as your Mama sent my Jeannie a funny one about Two Feet of Snow!

    Ahem.......

    "Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

    Because then it would be a foot!"

    I will get my coat............

    lotsaluv, Marvin xxxxx

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  31. BOL Great jokes!


    Wags and Licks,
    Mollie Jo & Bobo

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  32. Oh, Ammy! You are too funny!

    Sam

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