Are you ever playing with a toy ...
|"La la la la la..."|
... just enjoying a good chew ...
|"Oh, oh, this is great!"|
... when you get this crazy feeling that you're being watched?
"Whatcha doing, Cammie?!? Heyyyy, is that one of those 'NoNoMaggieNotForYou' toys?!!?"
Or perhaps not "watched" so much as "stalked". Stalked by someone who wants to take your toy away from you and can destroy it in less than five seconds.
That's when you need Toy Camouflage! In order to protect my toys, I've come up with a clever invention! All I have to do is take my toy, carefully slip it onto my wrist ...
|"Just slip it on like this!"|
|"Toy? No, Mags ... this is just a bracelet!"|
"Hmm... a bracelet, huh? I guess I'll have to play with my squeaky blue hippo, then ..."
Yep. The Toy Camouflage Bracelet-o-Matic 5000 comes in reeeeeeal handy. Look for it soon at a
toy store fine jewelry store near you!