It's important to lay right smack in the middle of the bed. Get there and don't move! It's critical to hold the sheets down! Like so:
|"No need to thank me, Mom. |
I'm in the Working Breed group; I was bred for just this kind of thing."
Really. It's tough, but it's in my blood to give it my all!
See how Mom can just pile all the sheets up around me? How helpful is that?!? And you know, with that sun coming in, and the sheets all nice and warm, and ...
|"Ooooh ... soooo commmmfyyyy ..."|
Yeah. This might take a little bit longer than I thought. Don't worry, though - I'll stay here until the job is done!