Me. Working in the Ao4 Weather Lab.
...when Zimmie walked by. He looked at me and asked, "Hey, Am, where's your paw?" I replied, "Dad's downstairs in the office." Hee hee hee. We had a good laugh over that one, and then it struck me that I hadn't told you any jokes lately.
Some of us are going through some pretty severe weather - thunderstorms, tornadoes, flooding, heat... so I thought maybe a few weather jokes would be in order. What do you think?!?
I know many of you in the eastern part of the US are experiencing weather that's much hotter than what you're used to. In fact, we were watching a ball game on TV the other day and Dave asked why it got so hot in the stadium when the game was over. I told him it was because all the fans left. Hee hee hee!
I at least try to LOOK serious when I'm in the Weather Lab!
Here in Kansas, we've had lots of hot weather, thunderstorms, flash flooding and even a few tornadoes! That's all normal for us at this time of year. With it being Summer and all. Or as one tornado said to the other... "Let's twist again, like we did last Summer." Hee hee hee! (Please click here. Especially if you're a Labradorable guy from Scotland.)
Many of our friends aren't having Summer right now, they're in Winter -- like Zimmie's bestest friend, Huffle Mawson, down in Australia! Maybe a cold weather joke would be in order here, too. Hmm...
"A joke for Huffle ... hmmm ..."
Oh! I've got it! I know Huffle has her own Huffle heater to help her keep warm, but what about sheep? How do sheep keep warm in winter?
Central bleating. Hee hee hee! Oh, that one is just so baaaaaaaaaad. Hee hee hee!