Me. Working in the Ao4 Weather Lab.
...when Zimmie walked by. He looked at me and asked, "Hey, Am, where's your paw?" I replied, "Dad's downstairs in the office." Hee hee hee. We had a good laugh over that one, and then it struck me that I hadn't told you any jokes lately.
Some of us are going through some pretty severe weather - thunderstorms, tornadoes, flooding, heat... so I thought maybe a few weather jokes would be in order. What do you think?!?
I know many of you in the eastern part of the US are experiencing weather that's much hotter than what you're used to. In fact, we were watching a ball game on TV the other day and Dave asked why it got so hot in the stadium when the game was over. I told him it was because all the fans left. Hee hee hee!
I at least try to LOOK serious when I'm in the Weather Lab!
Here in Kansas, we've had lots of hot weather, thunderstorms, flash flooding and even a few tornadoes! That's all normal for us at this time of year. With it being Summer and all. Or as one tornado said to the other... "Let's twist again, like we did last Summer." Hee hee hee! (Please click here. Especially if you're a Labradorable guy from Scotland.)
Many of our friends aren't having Summer right now, they're in Winter -- like Zimmie's bestest friend, Huffle Mawson, down in Australia! Maybe a cold weather joke would be in order here, too. Hmm...
"A joke for Huffle ... hmmm ..."
Oh! I've got it! I know Huffle has her own Huffle heater to help her keep warm, but what about sheep? How do sheep keep warm in winter?
Central bleating. Hee hee hee! Oh, that one is just so baaaaaaaaaad. Hee hee hee!
Happy Thursday!
Love,
Ammy
HAHAHAH central bleating! oh Ammy! I've missed your jokes!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahhahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteThanks for da great belly laughs today!
MinnaK
Oh my dog......my squiggly word verification is GRINS! How cool is dat.
Ammy, you are a silly sweetheart and a gorgeous girl, we LOVE your beautiful eyes and sweet face!...Thanks for the smiles lovely friend...kisses and hugs...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteWooos Ammy! The funniest Husky in the world, as usual!
ReplyDelete~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
I adored your Paw Joke, dear Ammy! You are so funny, and yet, so baaaaaaaaad! Central bleating, love it so much!!
ReplyDeleteDoes your Mama want a song in her head....well here goes....
"A Paw in your hand may be quite continental but real Pas are a Sibe's best friend
A Paw may be grand but it won't pay for the kibble
On your humble flat, nor help you dribble at the automat
Paws grow old and even Sibes get cold
And we all lose our "red shoes" in the end
But Sibe Cut or Lab shaped
Real Pas don't lose their shape
Pas are a Sibe's best friend....."
My Pa has had to go away on "business", I must admit I really don't like the sound of that, it sounds kinda messy, however, I am missing him already. So hug your Pa!
With apologies to whoever originally pawed those lyrics, mind you I think my are far better.
oh and I loved looking at your most beautiful and lovely face in the pics on here.
I think, I may be just a little in love with you, dear Amber.
;0D lots of licks, Marv xxxxxxxx
You're so funny Ammy!
ReplyDeleteOh Ammy thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I was working in the weather lab the other day.......
ReplyDeletekinda reminds me of a song......
by bobby boris pickett - the monster mash
I was working in the lab late one night. When my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began .........
just hope your weather forecast is not so scary dear Ammy! ;0DDDD
the gooseberries, btw thank you for caring! - the gooseberries, dear Army of Four are doing as well as a Wilegia Bush can deal with them.
ReplyDelete;oD Indeed a strange fruit, the Wilegia. Inedible and bizarrely pink. And a tad "floury"......
GJ x
You are SOOOO funny! ha ha ha! Thanks for the smile!
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny Ammy. Thanks for the laugh.. We need it today...
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Ammy, you are so funny! Mom started laughing at the very beginning when she read about the
ReplyDeleteA04 Weather Lab! Thanks Storm for letting us know that little photobucket picture was now in the center of what used to be the background!! Last night the background just disappeared and we didn't know that had popped up! Mom hasn't a clue what happened or how to fix it. Thanks for the laugh because mom's been very sad at the computer stuff the last few days. She needed a good laugh and she almost started dancing while listening to The Twist and I had to make her stop before she broke something else!!! She loves all of those songs...and those years!! Lots of love, Holly and mom
You are such a hoot, Ammy! Your jokes always make us smile!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Thanks for my special joke Ammy! I love it. And I WAS doing malamute ears yesterday! I learned that from you. By the way, you are looking very cute today.
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Ammy, you are so funny! We like the "twist again, like we did last Summer". Thanks for the laughs today!
ReplyDeletePeeS: you are such a beautiful girl!
Ahhh hahaaha! It's good to laugh. Although, it's almost too hot here to do even THAT!
ReplyDeletekept me smiling to myself the whole time.
ReplyDeleteAmmy...you should have your own SitCom!! We think you are tooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteSmileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo
Stop making me laugh! It gets me all heated up! You are too much.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
hahaha. You're funny.
ReplyDeleteHi, Ammy!
ReplyDeleteYou made us laugh very loud today!
Thanks a lot!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
BOL AMY!!
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes to start our Friday!
Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie, Lucie and Hailey
Oh Ammy, woo tell THE best jokes! Those were Siberific! Thanks, sweetie-pie!
ReplyDeletejack a-ro & miss moo
You are too FUNNY!!! Thanks for the Friday laughs!
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
Oh, Ammy! Your weather jokes are funny!
ReplyDeleteSam
You're right, Ammy. That last one is bad. My favorite was your first one. Mom often asks me if my paw has fallen off. I should ask if he was on a ladder.
ReplyDeleteSteve
I haven't heard of weather labs before! Only black, golden and chocolate labs...
ReplyDeleteyou are too handsome!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the jokes, they gave me & mum quite a giggle!
Kodi x
Hee! Hee! Great jokes, as usual, Ammy! :-) And hey - I LOVE your denim bed cover - so "different" and stylish!
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Honey the Great Dane