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Sunday, February 24, 2008

CSI: Siberia

We interrupt our normally scheduled Sunday Salute to bring you the following bulletin from CSI: Siberia.

Pursuant to the accusations raised on Friday
and Saturday
of this week, a full-scale investigation has been launched into the case of Sibe Hairs on the Sitzbank. True, reddish-brown hairs were detected on
the sitzbank. True, Siberians are not allowed on said piece of FURniture. And
true, some photographic evidence of the alleged perpetrator of the crime were
released, as seen here
and here.
And lastly, true, Zim and Amber both have hair that could possibly be a match.
There is, however, one more possibility. Someone who had free access to the
sitzbank and has reddish-brown hair. I give you .... Exhibit B:

Mom's hair

Clearly Amber and Zim get their coloring from Mom's side of the family.
It easily could have been her hairs on the sitzbank.

Add to that, scientific testimony from an impartial by-stander, Holly, who said, "Actually, I'm inclinded to think it's more a matter of physics.
When you 'shake' around the house, all that fur that goes up into the air, has
to come down somewhere! It just happened to land on the sitzbank!! So, no doggie
is 'guilty'. Really."
There is no debating science.

Lacking further definitive proof that either of these sweet, innocent,
darling puppies have been on the sitzbank, I hearby clear Amber and Zim of any
and all charges associated with the sitzbank and declare this case: CLOSED!

Tail wags,
Head Investigator, CSI: Siberia


  1. Ah yes Stormy!

    Tank woo fur khomplete and thorough investigation!!

    I think woo soooo nailed the khulprit!!!

    We know that the bipeds are the khause of everything!!!

    I think woo have earned a walk AND then a nap!!!!


  2. Stormy,

    You are fine representative of the legal community. Innocent until proven guilty with a preponderance of evidence or beyond a reasonable doubt standards still in tact. Good job!

    The Forget Sit and Stay Gang

  3. Stormy that was a great example of brilliant investigational skills! Have you given any thought to opening your own Private Sibe business?

  4. Fabulous intuitive and deductive skills, Stormy. I can see the tv series now.......

  5. Quite right too Stormy.

    On the grounds that Am is innocent of anything (apart from naff jokes).

    Actually that funny looking hair/fur looks rather similar to the stuff mistress has. That is always floating all over the place. Even master comments on it, especially when he gets it in his food.

  6. Good thinking, Stormy!

  7. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Oh Stormy! You are so brilliant! It seems your sibilings names have been cleared!
    Hugs - Sitka

  8. Glad to see no puppy is in the doghouse for this event!

    Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

  9. So glad I could help with the case!! I am always here to assist the accused!!


  10. You sure make a pawsome investigator Stormy. :)

    ~ Girl girl

  11. Judge Stormy Rules!

    Here comes the Judge, Here Comes the Judge!

    It's always the BiPeds. Whatever happens.

    I am in the "dog house" today 'cos I sicked up on the carpet in the living room. Jeannie is doing a lot of muttering and the dreaded carpet shampoo beast is out, switched on and ready to party......


    It was the BiPeds fault.

  12. You put the pieces together!

  13. I am really relieved to know that Zim and Amber have both been cleared of all charges. I heard rumors that my brother was saying rude things about girls, so I'm glad Amber didn't get blamed due to his comments.


  14. Wooos, Stormy, great decision. "Fair & balanced" as the guy on TV says. No wonder you're in charge.

    Woos & a-rooos,
    Star & Jack

  15. omdog thank goodness, I was about to bust out my detective coat and head over there!

  16. And here we were thinking some red-headed dachsies snuck into your house and left hair on the Sitzbank ... but blaming a human is a much better plan.

    Roxie, Sammy & Andy
    who leave red hair everywhere!

  17. It's about time. They must have been on pins and needles waiting to be cleared. But now the real culprit has been found and will pay the penalty. Your mom is not allowed on said whatchacallit for one sold month! We know, it's a tough punishment, but she must learn not to blame you lovely Sibes without just cause.

    jans funny farm