Pursuant to the accusations raised on Friday
of this week, a full-scale investigation has been launched into the case of Sibe Hairs on the Sitzbank. True, reddish-brown hairs were detected on
the sitzbank. True, Siberians are not allowed on said piece of FURniture. And
true, some photographic evidence of the alleged perpetrator of the crime were
released, as seen here
And lastly, true, Zim and Amber both have hair that could possibly be a match.
There is, however, one more possibility. Someone who had free access to the
sitzbank and has reddish-brown hair. I give you .... Exhibit B:
Clearly Amber and Zim get their coloring from Mom's side of the family.
It easily could have been her hairs on the sitzbank.
Add to that, scientific testimony from an impartial by-stander, Holly, who said, "Actually, I'm inclinded to think it's more a matter of physics.
When you 'shake' around the house, all that fur that goes up into the air, has
to come down somewhere! It just happened to land on the sitzbank!! So, no doggie
is 'guilty'. Really." There is no debating science.
Lacking further definitive proof that either of these sweet, innocent,
darling puppies have been on the sitzbank, I hearby clear Amber and Zim of any
and all charges associated with the sitzbank and declare this case: CLOSED!
Head Investigator, CSI: Siberia