The Army of Four does not endorse this product one way or the other ... and asks that if you do indulge in adult beverages that you drink responsibly and get a designated driver.
Smirnoff Lab ... you look like one cool guy! And because of our pursuit of the Giant, we thought you might appreciate our salute... and protect us when the Giant is around! We salute you!
The Army of Four
PS: I wonder if this guy knows Charlie the Big Dog? Maybe he IS Charlie the Big Dog!!!