We've been planning this Salute since December, when we read an email Brynne sent out to Siberian pals all over the world. The subject line was "Aroooo all Sibes I killed the Dyson beast!" and we knew right there it was going to be a great and important email! Her email read as follows:
What silly human said these beasts were Sibe proof! I killed ours today by eating its heart! I watched intently as Grandpa was doing something to the nasty beast. He took something out of its guts and washed it out in the sink. He then sat the yellow heart outside on the step railing to dry. When no one was watching I retrieved the monster's yellow heart and proceeded to eat it till Grandma saw me out of the window and took it away from me. Grandpa was not happy to say the least but the beast will not be running me out of my favorite spots any more. Harooooooo! A victory for Sibes everywhere!She signed it Princess Brynne and encouraged her grandpa to "add Dyson Beast Slayer" to her titles. Ha ROOO!
We immediately dispatched a congratulatory email to her. She replied, "I knew my pals in the Ao4 would be proud of me! I just thought to myself 'what would Sgt Zim do in this situation?' and it came to me how to kill the beast. My Grandpa must not be too mad he tells me I am at the top of his list." Wowzers. Our own Zim inspiring royalty to such bold, brave acts. Ha ROO!
What success! Unfortunately, her grandpa brought the Beast back to life, but Brynne's actions are to be commended! Such bravery! Way to go, Brynne! Brynne is very humble and down-played her accomplishment. She said she did not do enough damage and she advises other Sibes to chew the soft part of the heart up first and make sure you eat the instructions on how to bring it back to life. This is where she failed, she says. No... it's a rousing success in our book!
Battling the Evil Dyson is not all our royal friend does! Here she is in her vehicle, helping navigate, no doubt. Looks like a great way to ride.
Pull in at the PetsMart, my good man!
She also keeps a close eye on Ezri, the "bad Cat and chief tormentor" as she calls him.
Watch him closely, Brynne. He could be a member of the C(un)IA.
One of her biggest accomplishments is that Brynne went through a lot of training and has earned not only her CGC (Canine Good Citizen) credentials but is also a certified Therapy Dog through TDIA -- ! Here she is, in action!
That's her grandpa with her. From what we understand, she helps small bipeds learn to read. How nice is THAT?!?! We encourage all our readers to look into a program like this - maybe you can get involved in your area!
Brynne, for all you do - from eating the evil Dyson Beast's heart out to helping teach little bipeds to read - and everything in between, we Salute you!
The Army of Four