Then I started giggling. Here I am, starting to giggle:
Hee hee hee!
I couldn't help myself. I was thinking about a new joke I heard. Mom and I went back up onto the deck, to see if I could regain my composure. I tried ripping Mr. Greenie up for a minute ...
...then I started to lose it again. Here I am, pinning my Zichick ears back and starting to giggle.
Hee hee hee! I can't help it! Hee hee hee!
Dave thinks I look like a Malamute in this picture. Considering how he feels about a certain someone, I take it as quite the compliment! :) Besides, I have very fond memories of my uncles, back on the farm.
I just could NOT contain myself; that joke was so funny! Are you ready? Here goes!
A guy goes into a bar, hops up onto the stool and orders a beer. There is a bow
l of peanuts on the counter, and the bartender tells the guy to help himself while he pours the beer. The guy reaches down, takes a couple nuts, and starts munching. As he does, the nuts start talking to him! "Hey, you look really nice tonight! Is that a new shirt? Your hair looks great!" and other really nice things! The guy is amazed! The bartender sets his beer down, the guy keeps munching away, and the nuts keep it up, "That color tie really goes well with your jacket! Your shirt really brings out the color of your eyes! Have you lost weight?" and so forth! Finally, the bartender comes over to check on him. "Everything OK over here?" "Well, yes," says the guy. "But what's with the nuts?" "Oh, yeah," said the bartender. "they're complimentary."
Hee hee hee! "They're complimentary." Hee hee hee! Oh, this one just kills me!
Have a happy day, everypuppy!
Love,
Amber ("Complimentary." Hee hee hee...)
Amber! That is soooooooooooooo funny! I have been laughing ever since I read it!!
ReplyDeleteYou are very funny indeed!
Love and complimentary licks from your friend in Scotland, Marvin xxxxx
ps it is grand to be back, although I can still only blog part time "sigh" but hopefully when the last "one" to leave pulls out of town, I can be back to normal! My bruv has gone home but my Grandma is still here...;0) Marv xxx
That is a hilarious joke Amber! I'm going to be laughing about that all day!
ReplyDeleteKaos
Am, you are so silly. What did the other three puppies think of your joke. I told Canyon and Sky and they thought is was very silly too.
ReplyDelete-Kelsey Ann
Amber you are too much. Good one. Love how you got the giggles.
ReplyDeleteMayaMarie
Har har har!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTee-hee!
ReplyDeleteOh Amber.. you are so funny! I love how you always make me smile and giggle!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sitka
Amber,
ReplyDeleteYou look so pretty in those pictures. Plus that is a great joke!
Steve
Oh Amber. You're too much!
ReplyDeleteECHO
Oh goodness Ammy, that waas a good one!!
ReplyDeleteI like your Malamute look! I can see it in your ears!! :-) You would sure make a pretty Malagal!
Holly
HAROO Amber! That was silly. We like how you giggle
ReplyDeleteOh Amber you are too much! I'm still giggling...so silly!
ReplyDeleteLots of Licks, Ruby
oh geez, that was sooome joke!! haha.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had some peanuts, even mean ones!
Ha ha ha ha! We are still laughing! Very funny Amber. You had us to the very last line. Mum says they call it the 'punch line'. Then we got to wondering whether that meant standing in line for some fruit punch. Youre good with these sort of things Amber, what do you think?
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Jazz and Dixie
That was a great clean joke. :) You look so great with those giggles on your face. You really must have had a good laugh. Too bad your parents didn't catch you on the floor rolling in your laughter. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the funny joke!
Silly girl. You have so many good jokes.
ReplyDelete-Magnum
Wah wah wah...that sounds like a joke Mom's Grandpap would tell! He's the king of corny jokes.
ReplyDeleteOf course, coming from you Amber...it's too cute!
Sherman
That's funny! I like that.
ReplyDeleteMarvin: I just knew you'd like that! Hee hee hee!
ReplyDeleteKaos: I hope it helps you have a VERY happy day!
Kelsely Ann: My sister and brothers always like my jokes. I love to make them laugh!
Maya Marie: I get the giggles a lot! :)
FARGO! Hee hee hee! That was a good one, wasn't it? Hee hee hee!
Boomer: I think I'm going to start giggling again...
Sitka: I LOVE to make everypuppy happy!
Steve: Thank roo - on both counts!
Echo: I'm trying to think of a joke about cake just for YOU!
Holly: Thank roo! I loved my uncles back on the "farm" who were MalaSibes!
Guinness & Shiloh: "Complimentary". Hee hee hee!
Ruby: I think you and I could do a lot of giggling together! :)
Joe Stains: I've heard peanuts are where peanut butter comes from!
Jazz & Dixie: Hee hee hee! I like your punch line joke! I think you've GOT IT! :)
Lee & Amici: I'm glad you liked my joke! I don't roll on the floor quite as much as Stormy does!
Magnum: I love to tell jokes!
Sherman: It wasn't a CORNY joke ... it was a PEANUT-Y joke! Hee hee hee!
Tierre: I laughed REALLY hard when I heard it! :)
Love to everypupppy (and Tierre!),
Amber
Groan! Groan! We waded through 400 entries to be tortured by this joke???
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